Duck.The Carbine High Massacre [2000]DVDRIP


The film follows the events leading up to the infamous massacre, showing the lives of Derwick (JOEY SMACK) and Derwin (WILLIAM HELLFIRE), as well as the antics of their various two dimensional classmates. Our two "stars" spend their days ordering nuclear weapons from China via online retailing, reading hate websites, and putting up with their clueless, self involved parents. One of the more entertaining gimmicks in this film is that all of the parents in the town are played by the same two actors. I suppose this is WILLIAM HELLFIRE's commentary on how all parents are essentially the same in how they treat their kids. As for these in particular, Derwin's mom is ditzy, his dad is on prozac. Derwick's parents are equally worthless. They're drunks and abusive, and so on.
Mmmmm...Erin Brown!

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